It seems that Dunkin’ Donuts—that seductive hangout for local cops the nation over—has dropped an online ad campaign featuring that radical Islamist Rachael Ray because conservative bloggers complained a scarf worn by Ms. Ray around her neck resembled a kaffiyeh, the traditional Arab headdress that nitwits like Michelle Malkin (and no, I’m not going to link to her blog—you’ll have to find it all by yourself) claim have come to symbolize Muslim extremism and terrorism.

I don’t know about you, but when I look at Rachael Ray in that paisley scarve, around her neck, no less, the last thing I’m thinking about is Yassir Arafat.